What do you get when you combine a black guy and an octopus?

nobody knows actually but it will be perfect for picking cotton.

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Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

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How can you tell if a black guy is well hung?

You can't fit your finger between the noose and his neck.

What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane?

A pilot of course.

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

What's the opposite of Adele?

Amac or BB-Mac (you pick which one's funnier)

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What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus?

I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Where does an octopus go to buy shoes?

Inke

How does an octopus make you laugh?

With ten-tickles

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What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

What do you get when you combine north beach and south beach?

Sum of beaches.