What did the boy tell the priest in the confessional?

Nothing. It's rude to talk with your mouth full.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What would a piggy-bank say if it could talk?

Coink! Coink!

What are your desires?

Me: My desires are..imagines having a talking Pug named Maurice that I watch Netflix with...Unconventional.

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Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ?

Cain you tell !

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?

He wanted to see how long he slept.

What's the matter son?

The boy next door said I look just like you What did you say Nothing he's bigger than me !

Priest Jokes More Priest Jokes

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

How does a Priest find a little boy in the woods?

Very exciting

Mouth Jokes More Mouth Jokes

What do you mean you're not going to spank me?

I mouthed off and everything. What kind of man are you

What is long, hard and leaves a warm, white, sticky substance in your mouth?

Toothbrush.