What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

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What happens when something travels faster than the speed of light?

Does it matter?

What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

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What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

What kind of bird brings no babies?

A swallow.

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What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster spit?

It's saliva! IT'S SALIIIVA!!!"