What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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What happened when the cannibal was late to the dinner party?

He got the cold shoulder.

What happens when you witness a shipwreck?

You let it sink in.

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How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

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What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt?

A cairopractor.

What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide?

Egypt me!

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What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

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Who fancies going to Tunisia?

I heard they're giving free shots on the beach. They go straight to your head, too.

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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What do you call a group of millionaires sitting around watching the NBA finals ?

The Lakers . (Laker fan here. Sorry prob would have been more appropriate last week during the finals. ) Edit: I heard this some where the other day. I can't take credit for the joke .

Why do old people read the bible so much?

I asked my grandad the other day "why do old people read the bible so much?" He replied "cause we're cramming for finals"