Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

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What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

What experience do you have plucking chickens?

Me: See all those hairs on my chin No. Me: Exactly.

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Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

Why do cows think cooks are mean?

They whip cream!

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What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

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Why is my hairline receding?

Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance