Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Snape stand in the middle of the road?

A: So you'll never know which side he's on.

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a worm and a young goat ?

A dirty kid !

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a malady effecting reproduction in turtles?

A reptile dysfunction

What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

Shell Station Jokes More Shell Station Jokes

Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.