What happens when a bull and a horse go to a bar?

They get BUCKED up!

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What happens when you seduce a cow?

You get milk.

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What actor do horses like the most?

Matthew McConaug-hay

Who is a cow and horses favorite artist ?

Moo Nay !

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Why is that bear hanging out in the bar?

ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.

How is a woman like a bar?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back ( )

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What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

What do you call a guy who stands under a bull?

Understandabull