What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

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Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Why did the Soviet union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it... :P

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What happens when the USSR gets back together?

A Soviet Reunion.

How'd the date go?

Not good. Too many red flags. *Flashback to her house being covered with USSR flags* I think she might be a communist.