What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

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What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?

It gets toad away

What happens when a soviet and a german have a child?

I don't know but he can conquer poland really fast.

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What's the best thing about living in Switzerland?

Well, the flag's a big plus

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

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Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

What did the hipster astronaut say when his space mission arrived at the Sun?

Not cool.

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Why do so many college kids need free healthcare?

Because they are feeling the Bern.

Why did the liberal go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!