What happens when you give a cow a joint?

The steaks are high

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What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

What happened to you?

the doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

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Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

Where does a cow go when he is so upset he doesn't feel like talking?

A moo'd specialist.

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What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

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What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

What happens when you give a cow marijuana?

The "steaks" get higher