What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

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What do you call a dog with no back legs and metal balls?

Sparky

What do you call a ginger bread man wit one leg?

A. Limp biskit

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What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

What does a dyslexic, agnostic insomniac do at night?

Lie in bed wondering "Is there really a dog?"

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What did one statue say to the other statue he hadn't seen in a while?

Statue bro?"

What do you call a statue holding some Mouthwash?

A gargoyle!