What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?

It wants to keep it's Stockholm!

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What's the shortest book in the world?

Deutscher Humor!

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

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How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny..."

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How much is an M&ampM?

50 cents. That's Ludicris!

What concert is worth 45 cents?

50 cent with Nickelback

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Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

What just cracked?

A guide to aging.