A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.
the barkeep asks. "I won it, playing cards", says the pig.
Not being a cripple.
Because they'll always have the last word.
They went outside and exchanged blows.
In the far left corner!
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
One is small and the Other is small minded!
