Triggered
Paperback
All the conservatives are out working.
She was feelin' the Bern!
A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.
Give him an enema
In the far left corner!
Gullibility
Nobody knows, they've never tried.
Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.
They are always asking for change.
A: A liberal who's been mugged.
A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.
A: His heart stops bleeding.
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.
his right to human arms
Na 'ma ste
Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
They don't like pulling out.
They'll tell you
To shake things up on network tv.
And why doesn't my girlfriend share this impulse?
Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!
The blonde yells back "You are on the other side!"
A: She turned it over and used the other side.
It's gone.
A son Bern
A sick Bern.
One is small and the Other is small minded!
