How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

How man redditors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.

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Why would you ask me for directions?

You just saw me walk into a closed door.

When the cop asks you "Do you know how fast you were going?

do NOT respond with "I know, right !"

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How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

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How many liberals does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but they'll ask for $15 an hour.

How do you know that a dog is a man's best friend?

Take your girl and your dog, and lock them in the back of a car, return in 5 hours, which one do you think will be happy to see you?