How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

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What happens if I microwave 5 Barbies?

Me: That's an oddly specific question. 4: I already know what happens if I do it with 4

How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

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What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

Why did Helen Keller stop cleaning her dishes?

She was running out of things to read.

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Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds?

Half a dog.

Why is he bleeding "Because you stabbed him?

FAIL "Because he doesn't floss" CORRECT!

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What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

How do you brainwash a liberal?

Give him an enema