What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

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What do you call a bunch of liberals protesting the second amendment?

Triggered

How do you know when a liberal is really dead?

A: His heart stops bleeding.

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Why is Reddit full of liberals?

All the conservatives are out working.

What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

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What's a conservative?

A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.

Why don't men have mid-life crises?

They stay stuck in adolescence.