Triggered
The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.
Because it was More ER Tea.
They're always looking for some sort of change!
They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)
A gun only has one trigger.
A "Chigga" (i'm not a racist, but this made me laugh for long enough to post it here. Please don't get triggered)
It's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....
A bunch of moooovers.
A bigot is anyone winning an argument with a liberal.
A good start! **an old joke that my dad used to tell at every party. You could replace "liberals" with pretty much anything.