How do you know if hippies have been in your house?

They are still there.

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What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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When is paint free?

When it's on the house.

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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Why do hippies wear patchouli?

So blind people can hate them, too.

What do a redneck and hippie have in common?

They both hate the government.