What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did one fish ask the other?

So how do you drive this thing

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Liberal Jokes More Liberal Jokes

What is a conservative?

A: A liberal who's been mugged.

Where do you find a liberal at a convention?

In the far left corner!

Homeless People Jokes More Homeless People Jokes

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.