What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

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Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

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What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons?

Jos and Hose-B

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son."

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What's the difference between an elected official and a piece of garbage?

Garbage gets thrown out.

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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What do you call him?

A sick Bern.

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...