What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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What was the engineer's reaction to his wife being too heavy?

Cantilever? (can't I leave her)

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

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What's the difference between Cheryl Crawford and dead embryos?

Dead embryos don't tell on their mothers ...

What did the imprisoned locksmith say after he told the inmates a bunch of bad jokes?

I'll show myself out."

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What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

What did the pigeon say after its friend landed a sick flip?

Coo.

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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

What a crazy weekend! Me: takes a knee CW: What are you doing?

M: Protesting this conversation.

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What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

What do The Police do to catch criminals easily?

Sting operation, of course!