Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

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What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

Why did the Duck flying in the sky get Shot?

Michael J Fox was hunting rabbits.

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What are you called if you are paid to be a thing?

A pro-noun!

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Wanna go ride a bike?

Why did the agnostic man cross the road?

To get to the other side, but he was very spiritually uncertain add he did so.

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What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.

Why was the dog shaking?

He had Barkinson's

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What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

What was the terrorist's pick up line?

hey babe, I've got a large pipe bomb and I never pre-maturely detonate."

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Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.

How did NBC respond to someone who criticized their broadcasting?

I ( ) can't ( ) understand ( ) your accent ( ).