What is a Mexican's favorite Olympic event?

Cross country

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What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why can't animals ever have an olympics?

Because there's always a cheetah

Why does Mexico always do so poorly in the olympics?

Anyone who could run, swim or jump made it to the USA.

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Which country has the nicest children?

Germany. German children are kinder.

How many countries does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. Germany to start it, France to try and then give up almost immediately, Italy to start, give up, and try again from the other side, America to finish it and claim credit for the whole thing, and Switzerland to sit in the dark and pretend that nothing happened.