What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

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What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam?

The guns wasn't in the horse fixing resume!"

How was the party last night?

17: It was fun. The cops came. Me: What 17: Nah, it's cool. We got away. Me: That's my girl.

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Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

What did the cow say about the beef industry?

I've got some steak in it.

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What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?

A cud thud!

What is a moo hoo for a cow that fell into the thresher?

Ground round!