What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

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What did Khloe Kardashian do for a vegetable?

Broke up with James Harden

What do you get when you have Tiger Woods, Stephen Hawking, and Dwayne Johnson in the same room?

An Animal, a Vegetable, and a Mineral.

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What do you feed someone in a coma from breakfast?

Coma-toast.

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Why was Jeffrey Dahmer so healthy?

Because he ate five fruits a day!

What do you call the fruit of Islam?

Quran-berries

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What is both a fruit and a vegetable?

Elton John in a coma.

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John