What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

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What Do You Call A Dog With Wings?

Linda McCartney

What does a dog have in common with a near-sighted gynecologist?

They both have wet noses.

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Why are you standing in front of the Gentlement Restroom?

Sarah kept silent.

Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

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What do you call a 1,000 pound woman sitting on a bar stool?

A half-ton pickup.

What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one