What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

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What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

What's the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can't lick a woman dry. Rimshot*

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What did the tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate when he bumped into the him?

Sorry, my fault.

What did one tectonic plate say to the other tectonic plate?

Bro, do you even shift?"

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What is the best kind of plate for a continental breakfast?

a tectonic plate!

Which is the best kind of dinosaur to play hide & seek with?

An I-Don't-Think- He-Saurus