What is the best thing about gaffer tape ?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

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Why shouldn't you let the scientists have an antelope?

They'll turn it into a bombardeer

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Give her a shovel!

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The get all you '90s references.

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They never expect a ring

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Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"