What is the best way to get called a ,"genius?

by losing a billion dollars in business.

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Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail?

THE RETAIL STORE!

What did the baker say after he found the dough he had lost?

That's just what I kneaded!

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What's the best way to be on Instagram and in life?

Selfless

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

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How would you improve our business?

Dude, I'd bankrupt you in a week. I'm just catchin Pokemon in your office."

Why did the electrician close early on Mondays?

Because business was very light.

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What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

and whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

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Who'll he fight?

The same bad guys! Billion dollar film franchise.

Why does Kanye West need a billion dollars for ideas?

Ben Franklin discovered electricity with a kite.