What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

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Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescendant con descending.

How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?

None. He "fell".

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.