How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

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What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

Why did the Mexican throw his wife over the cliff?

Tequila

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What do you call Chinese woman with one leg?

Irene.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

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What's blue, white and red?

A cancerous child who fall down the stairs.

How does Harry Potter get down the stairs?

By walking. J.K. Rowling...

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Why do Chinese people sound like lions when you tell them a joke?

Because they ror.

How often do Chinese people have elections?

When they wake up every morning.

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What do my toaster and I have in common?

We both like to be in the same bathtub at the same time.

What's the difference between my ex and my toaster?

It only takes 120 volts to turn on my toaster.