He was shot in the face.
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
He was **narco**leptic.
2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.
Because they shot the gorilla
An everlasting jobstopper.
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
Starving.
Infant children.
Oven mitts.
Eiffel.
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.