What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

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What's the difference between matter and a hormone?

You can't make matter.

What is the difference between a woman in church and a woman in a bathtub?

Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.

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What beer do elderly rednecks drink?

Silver Mullet

What happened to the man who died from drinking Shellac?

He had a *lovely finish*.

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What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

Why is a Camel called the ship of the ship of the desert?

It's full of Arab Seamen.

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What is the difference between a camel and a college student?

Camel can go days without drinking!

What do college students and deer have in common?

A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.