What is the difference between a cheap whore and an expensive whore?

One is your mom the other one gets paid more.

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How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Andrew Jackson?

One goes from black to white, the other goes from white to black.

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How are you going to pay the Chihuahua who helped you to set up your computer?

With dog diskettes!

How do you get someone to pay child support?

Blackmail.

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What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

How long does it take light to travel from the sun to the earth?

Not nearly as long as it would take to travel around your mom.