What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

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What TV personality lives in your phone?

SIM Card-ashian! (it might help if you say it out loud)

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

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What do you call a sad state?

Missouri

What do you call the new policing strategy of communities such as Ferguson, Missouri?

A shot in the dark.