Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".

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What am I talking about?

A last name, you pervs.

Why were all the rednecks sitting around an ordinary potato waiting for it to talk?

It was a CommonTater I just made this up I swear

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Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".

Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

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Why you need that?

You already have a wheelchair.

Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking