Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

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Why did Will die?

Because the commanding officer told his soldiers: "Fire at will"

What do you do to a scientist after he dies?

You Barium.

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What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

How do you say "Jesus take the wheel" in Arabic?

Allah take the flight controls

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.