What is the most important use for cowhide?

To hold the cow together.

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Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?

Can I hold your hand hand hand hand?

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Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

What do you call a cow with no hind legs?

an utter drag

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What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side