What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

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What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

What does a snowman say to his son on his birthday?

dad joke) Happy Brr-day son!

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How can you tell someone hates vegans, cross fitters, and atheists?

Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

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Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

How did he die?

The rock is kyptonite and the man is superman.