Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

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Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

Which purse runs from the law?

Disburse!

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Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Why do ghosts make the best thieves?

Because possession is 9/10 of the law

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Whats The Devils Favorite Style Of Football?

Possession

Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.