Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

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Why I love duct tape?

It can turn "No, no no!" into "mmph, mmmph, mmmph"

Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

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What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?

A: A vacant posession.

How do you exorcise a demon?

Make him run a lap then do 10 push-ups and sit-ups

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Why do demons love apostrophes?

They show possession.

What did the demonic junkie get charged with?

Two counts of possession