What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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Why's he happy?

He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.

What's the difference between Hillary's e-mails and the UK leaving the EU?

Hillary got off Scott-free.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

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What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

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What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

How did the blind man know Santa was in his house?

He felt his presents.

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

How do you clear a traffic jam at a banker convention?

With a plunger.