Bad Thing Jokes
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What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?
Leave a plunger in the toilet
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Whats the worst thing you can call a black man that starts with N and ends with R?
Neighbor
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Whats the worst thing about being dyslexic and having ADHD?
You think you've got AIDS
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What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?
Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.
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What's the worst thing you can hear when Willy Nelson is going down on you?
I'm not Willy Nelson
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Why is a UTI such a bad thing?
Because it means urine trouble
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Whats the only bad thing about head from an anorexic girl?
She won't swallow
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What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?
Your family has impeccable taste.
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Whats the worst thing about manufacturing tabletops?
It's counterproductive
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What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?
I forgot
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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?
You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry
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What's the worst thing you can do when posting a joke?
Accidentally hit submit before you
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What's the worst thing about banging a girl with a cold heart?
The rest of her is cold too.
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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
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What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes?
The punch line.
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What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
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What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?
faint
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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
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What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?
The wheelchairs are too expensive.
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What's the worst thing you can hear while taking the bus?
ALLAHUUUUUU AKBARRRR
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What's the worst thing about alcoholics?
They wine too much.
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What's the worst thing to read in Braille?
Don't touch this.
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What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet!
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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet
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What is the worst thing to happen to an anagrammer?
It is to get West Nile in the stew line.
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When would a discount be a bad thing?
Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.
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What's the worst thing when being told you have Alzheimer's?
It doesn't just happen the once.
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What's the worst thing about...?
getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic Having to go in to ask for a coat hanger. *Yet another Australian pub joke*
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What's the worst thing about 90's kids?
They fight back.
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What's the worst thing you can call a black person?
Hint: starts with an N and ends with an R Neighbor
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What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.
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What's the worst thing you can do in the name of cupidity?
Going to Thailand with your own children
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Why do bad things happen to good people?
To even out the good things that happen to bad people.
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What is the worst thing you want to hear from a doctor giving you a prostate exam?
Look ma, no hands!"
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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?
Leave a plunger in the toilet!
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What's the worse thing to hear during a prostate exam?
A zip.
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What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?
A horoscope.
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What's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?
The food!
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What's the worst thing about challenging an unjust law?
Failing to get away.
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What is the worst thing about Gonorrhea ?
the taste!
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What's the worst thing that could happen?
If everything went wrong, maybe you'd get a pulse.
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What's the worst thing to give a norteno on their birthday?
A SURprise party!!
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What's the worst thing about being a transgender?
Having the women inside of you telling you what to do.
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Whats the worst thing about getting your keys locked in your car outside an abortion clinic?
Having to go inside to ask for a coat hanger.
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What is the worst thing about dating a Japanese girl?
You have to drop da bomb on her twice
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What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds?
Being black.
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What's the worst thing at a bad joke party?
The punch lines.
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What is the worst thing about being an egg?
You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!
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What's the worst thing a girl can wear to bed?
A condom
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What's the worst thing about a September harvest?
Finding a plane in your field.
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Whats the worst the thing about having to attend a funeral?
The guest of honor always shows up late!
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Whats the worst thing to hear when you have explosive diarrhea?
Are you ticklish?"
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What's the worst thing about owning a console?
Memories of your dad leaving you are in 30fps
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What's the worst thing about a blackout?
A shootout.
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What's the worst thing about your girlfriend having a miscarriage?
Trying to look upset.
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What is the worst thing about locking your keys in your car outside an abortion clinic?
Having to go inside and ask for a coat hanger.
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What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?
Hi Jack!
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What is the worst thing about getting hit in the face with PI?
It never ends.
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What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?
I'm not Willie Nelson."
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What's the worst thing about ancient history class?
The teachers tend to Babylon.
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What's the worst thing to say to a hipster?
You remind me of someone
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What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese women?
You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.
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What's the worst thing about Fridays?
Realizing it's only Tuesday.
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What's the worst thing to say to a person with depression?
Don't be depressed
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What's the worst thing about being a professional alligator wrestler?
You have to start off by being an amateur alligator wrestler.
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What's the worst thing about a Ray Rice joke?
The punch line.
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What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?
Coughing up someone else's phlegm
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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?
Your parents would know!