Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)
You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)
Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called a teethbrush.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
A: "The C" COMMENT A JOKE BELOW!
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.
Humphrey.
A horse made by committee.
Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE , She gets Hundreds of likes , comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's .
ARRGGHH" (R) Your response = (in a pirate voice of course) "You'd think it'd be the ARRGGHH but it actually be the SEA!!! (C)
