Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

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Why was Donald Duck arrested?

He was high on quack.

Why did you arrest that doctor?

Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.

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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?

Take away it's credit cards !

What does velcro yell as it charges into battle?

ATTACH!

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Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

How does batman store energy?

In BATteries

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What do you call electricity still flowing today?

Current.

Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .