Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

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What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

What's the worst thing at a bad joke party?

The punch lines.

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What's the best thing about being a Cubs fan?

Not being from Detroit.

What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

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Why do they bury child molesters 10 feet under?

Because deep down they're really good people.

Why do bad things happen to good people?

To even out the good things that happen to bad people.