What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

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Why do you hold your hand flat above your eyes when you look into the distance?

Because when you would cover your eyes with your hand, you wouldn't see sh*t. I'm lame.

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What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet!

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What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things?

A horoscope.

What do you call a mouthwash for tiny scientists?

Microscope