What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

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Why did the water turn into steam?

It mistbehaved

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You bust a nut

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Why did the baby have such a poor time in the marathon?

He was running a little behind

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.

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It took ears off his life!

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Ducks like a quack.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in a corridor?

A nun with a javelin in her throat. (The only joke I can ever recall when asked for one. Told to me by my art teacher in Grade 11. Needless to say, he was my favourite teacher)

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A: A baby with a javellin through its head.