What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a frisbee that's more than a friend?

Frisbae

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What are your favorite jokes for the Holidays?

For those of us that struggle with our family perhaps this will help break the ice.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of four

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What's the worst thing for a cannibal to say to a friend?

Your family has impeccable taste.

What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane?

Hi Jack!